C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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