With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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