But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
stop calling my apartment porn island.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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