Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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