If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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