They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
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She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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