i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
nutella sex= disaster
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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