Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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