You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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