5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
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Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
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Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
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