Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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