what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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