She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
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Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
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The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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