Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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