Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
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Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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