I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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