So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i will never coherently bang her
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the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
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Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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