she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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