I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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