My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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