**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
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Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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