Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize