problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i love accidental penises.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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