They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
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