This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Randomize
