so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Threesome in a minivan. New low
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail