Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Is This New Dating App Elitist…Or Genius?
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..