I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
operation harelip BJ is a go
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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