So drunk its hurt
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
