What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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