We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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