I will die if light touches me.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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