I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
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IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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