i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
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he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
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I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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