Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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