Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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