I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
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