2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
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On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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