I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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