doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
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I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
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Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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