youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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