is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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