Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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