they need to just BURY HIM!
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
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I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
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I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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