So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
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come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
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I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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