My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
