How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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