normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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