So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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