Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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