should my penis look like a turkey
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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