So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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