you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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