normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Randomize
