yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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