Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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