Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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