spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
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I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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