You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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